The Lazy Expert
"We sell amazing gifts and cool novelty items"
We think the word "lazy" has been given a bad reputation in todays society. Here, we celebrate the lazy in all of us. We celebrate relaxing, sleeping and eating. We want you to come be lazy with us.
Our store offers quality essentials that help make your life easier and more comfortable. We focus on products that can improve your home living experience. We even created some cool novelty items so you can share the fun gift of laziness with your loved ones.
Why choose laziness? When you have tons of energy, you are prone to plenty of problems. Of all the dangers in the world, you could tear a ligament working out at the gym, you could burn your house down in an elaborate cooking accident, you could even get rained on and get extremely sick just by making the decision to leave your house today. How terrible, how cruel. Here at The Lazy Expert, we want to keep you safe from all of those horrible things the world tries to throw at you when you have too much energy. You should always be relaxing. Don't listen to anyone who thinks otherwise. They are wrong. They are evil
If we can encourage everyone to sleep in or stay at home more often, there will be fewer cars on the road, fewer planes in the sky, that means less air pollution, and that means a healthier and much better overall planet. We care about everything. And it all begins with being lazy. Laziness is the first step towards true success, and the first step towards a better life. Join us on our mission to making the world a healthier, safer and lazier place...
...one lazy expert at a time ;)